The Year in Dear

This is fucking hysterical. I particularly enjoy the last one

Cute Baked Goods

Katy Perry with No Makeup

Katy Perry is a cute bombshell on TV and in the rags and all, but when she wakes up in the morning she looks just as average as the rest of us... and kind of like a soccer playing lesbian if you ask me. However, I can't find the said tweet that this picture comes from, so it may very well be a soccer playing lesbian for all I know. Either way, good morning Katy!

She still looks better than me on a good day.

Stick Up

Is this why they sometimes call a robbery a "stick up?"


From  Fox DC on December 28th 2010 - MANASSAS, Va -  Police are on the hunt for a man who held up a Manassas convenience shop with a very large stick!

In the video you can see suspect burst into the super market on Liberia Avenue just after 6:30am Tuesday.

The 58-year-old clerk then grabbed a hammer.

The two had a standoff for about a minute before the stick-wielding suspect jumped the counter and knocked the clerk down, hitting him several times in the face.

After the wrestling, the suspect grabbed some cash and ran out the back door.

Anyone with information is asked to give police a call.


My friend Mikey that lives just down the road from where this happened just wrote this to me on Facebook when I asked him if he recognized the suspect:

it was def a latino

the area is rampant with the likes of central american day laborers

Funniest News Stories of the Year

 

See the rest from Buzzfeed HERE 

Cool Blizzard Time Lapse

This isn't my own video, this is from Break but I thought it was cool because it shows just how slammed we really got with snow in the Northeast this past weekend.

Blizzard Timelapse In 40 Seconds - Watch more Funny Videos

Killers are Interesting

Buzzfeed is all about killers today, dunno why but that kind of shit interests me so I share :) The below video does not involve any killing and may make you a little bit dizzy but it's fun no less.

• 9 Famous Online Killers
• 10 Creepy Potential Online Killer Craigslist Posts
• 5 Things You Didn't Know About the Craigslist Killer - "Pocket" as a term of endearment? Kinda lame. JP and I call each other "Boober" - Boober is WAAAAAAAAY better than Pocket.
• The "Normal" Lives of 10 Infamous Killers 
• The Still At Large LI Serial Killer vs. The Craigslist Killer

Now that you are either morbidly depressed or totally aroused I am off to go make myself a snack. 

Top Ten Pranks of 2010

From Break

So Tired

Fucking snow shovelling and a lot of walking today. I'm beat - go to www.buzzfeed.com for viral stuff, read WWTDD's Top 100 for the Year or play games  www.bubblebox.com and kill time there tonight. I'm sorry - I'm beat. LOVES!

OG Star Wars Cast

Tiny-Mini Snow Tornado in my Backyard

It's so cute!

"Lovergirl" Singer Tina Marie Dead at 54

TMZ has reported that the 4 time Grammy nominated singer Tina Marie died in her sleep last night. She was considered Rick James "protegee." Cocaines a hell of a drug but I don't know what killed her. However that didn't stop me from busting out my Jump 2 Conclusions Mat. After my leap I landed on "Probably Cocaine" and my J2C Mat has yet to let me down. So we'll see what the news outlets say once they get more details. Regardless, RIP

Snow Day!

SNOW DAY ON LONG ISLAND! The north-east is getting slammed with snow and we are getting snowed in! I love snow days. Best fucking days - movies, beers, relax, maybe make some snow angels. I went out earlier, grabbed a case of beer, some vodka, red bull, smokes and food. Also we have the "Band of Brothers" box set so we will be watching that. We are all set. Now if only work can get cancelled tomorrow.

PS - I lost my fucking iphone. Let me know if you see it around. I'm lost without it.

Merry Christmas!

Alf Dropping N-Bombs

Alf is funny.

Merry Christmas Eve

Some pics for you

Merry Christmas From One of My Favorite Followers!

I love pr0g33k and you should too!

Now and Then

LOL

Swimmer

I have to laugh... We got my mom a Speedo gift certificate for christmas because she wanted a new bathing suit and I wasn't about to pick one out for her. So, instead of just handing her the gift cert, I thought I would make a silly photo-shopped image of a swimmer with her head on it and write the details of the gift cert on it... So, I google image searched "swimmer" and died laughing because this was the second image on the page. No joke.

 And the saved as was "beige-bulge-swimmer"

Photo Rewind of the Year

We are definitely in year end rewind mode this evening on the internet. Re-capping is fun though! And I'm exhausted so this makes my life easier. Just posting photos... not much writing. So tired. So don't feel like doing anything.

See the rest HERE from Boston.com. Some great photos

Best Viral Videos of 2010. NICE!

Let's all reminisce.

So Over this Christmas Running Around Shit

I'm soooooo sick of the Christmas hustle. I was up late last night making fucking crafts projects that I am giving as gifts (waited till the last minute to start) - I have to stuff and sew a pillow tonight and I stillhave to get one more thing for my mother in law and husband. Christmas sure does bring out the whiner in me, huh? Wah! Wah!

Although while doing laundry, I saw that my mother purchased me the purse I asked for. I shall stuff it with the below.

Zoloft - check. iphone - check. Keys - check. Still working on the handgun, awesome watch and wad of hundreds. ;)

Crazy Today

Craziness around me and the graphics card on my computer blew so typing and surfing the internet is a fucking bitch.

• Madonna airplane yoga pisses off passengers. Of course it would! Gawker 
• Buzzfeed is mad at me - well I was being a twat anyway. Lil whiny bitch that I can be when I drink too much and I got served. And rightfully so! I apologized but apparently the banter has gone viral on something called white knight? I have no idea what that is but if people are caring about my shitty comment that was harmless, then WOW there really is nothing going on today. Who gives a fuck about me anyway? I only got hits on this shitty blog cuz I posted the Black Swan "sex scene." I'M ONE PERSON ON THE INTERNET. That's it. A dork behind a monitor. K, enough self loathing.
• Lindsay Lohan is in the news again. As usual, breaking the rules and most likely getting away with it. Or maybe she's innocent. I don't know. WWTDD
• The worst television series of 2010 AV Club
• Most searched words of 2010 MSN

Oh hello. Look what I found!

Oldie but goodie

Later!

Mike-Rowe-AMAZING!

Was a lil bored so posted THIS on Buzzfeed. What started as a joke between my husband and I as to who could rattle off the most Mike-Rowe's has taken over! But who doesn't love Mike Rowe? He's fricken AWESOME! What'd I miss? This could literally go on forever.

I need a life - stat.