Oh Hai Christina Aguilera Kinky Leaked Photo's

Well,well, well what do we have here? The Superficial posted these pictures of Ms. Aguilera who is shown in 6 photo's scantily clad, even wearing a thin white shirt showing her nipples (YES!). Apparently, her people confirmed that the photo's are indeed of her (no, really?) and that the photo's were released on part of her being hacked. The photo's were taken from Xtina's personal stylists computer but the identity of the hacker(s) still remains unknown. Either way. Hai-oooooo Xtina! Come on over!

Some sources go so far as to speculate if the pop star is pregnant. Pop Eater asked the question back in November after the airing of the American Music Awards where a paunchy Aguilera performed a track from her new movie Burlesque wearing a tight sequenced leotard a la the Brittney Spears 2007 MTV VMA's "Gimme More" shit show. The picture below may be a bit revealing if you are thinking that perhaps Aguilera got knocked up by her new boyfriend, set assistant Matthew Rutler - That or she's trying to catch up with me and my hearty beer gut.

Either way, enjoy the photo's and know that I am envious of that shoe collection. Her show and purse collection is probably worth more than what I make a year as a working schlep. Ugh, WHY?!

Couple more photos

Who was taking these photos? And who dropped the manila folder with all the magazine tearings? That or she's making a collage of her favorite models like I did in 4th grade of Cindy Crawford and Stephanie Seymore. How am I not a lesbian? 

The above kinda looks like she has a stomach ache and is shitting herself. However she doesn't feel bad about it - in fact, she's quasi happy about it. Rich people can afford that kind of luxury - shitting on expensive silk robes and not caring. That's the kind of peace of mind I need.